I don't know whether or not your review is serious; I'm pretty sure it's not. Either way, to be frank, this is the funniest thing I've read all week. X) I'm crying of laughter.
(Also, the name Trobania does have a meaning, but it is not an anagram.)
I'm a bit confused about where this review came from? Don't get me wrong, the use of artistic license is hilarious and I love it. But it's so well written I'm also curious of what your real thoughts on the game are, because that would be a great read as well, I'm sure.