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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:44 pm 
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1. When you're in a (in-real-life) place, you expect to grab everything from one corner of the location.

2. When someone says location, you mentally replace it with room.

3. You had no interest in caving, but now you do.

4. You have won three IFCs in a row.

5. You analyze computer algorithm in IF steps (ASK PARENTS FOR MONEY, GIVE MONEY TO SHOPKEEPER, BUY PEN)

6. You had interests in caving, but now you don't. :D

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:16 pm 
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7. When asking someone to look as somthing, you say "x that!" instead of "look at that!".

8. When looking around an unfamiliar location, you look at every object around one at a time while mentally coming up with a description for each one.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:49 pm 
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climbingstars wrote:
7. When asking someone to look as somthing, you say "x that!" instead of "look at that!".


9. When asking someone to look at something, you say "person, x that!" and hope persuasion succeeds!


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:10 pm 
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10. Periodically you exclaim "XYZZY!" to yourself in hopes of something unexpected but amusing happening.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:11 pm 
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11. You know exactly how every appliance in your bathroom functions, down to the smallest component.


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12. Whenever you get home, you dump everything in your possession in your "trophy room" and announce "score", in hopes of determining whether any of the innocuous objects you acquired that day was secretly a *TREASURE* that increased your rating.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:14 pm 
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13. Whenever you see a nightstand at an antique store, you boggle at how the carpenter managed to implement its being a supporter and a container /simultaneously/.


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14. If you fail on your first attempt at a task, you never try it again until you've since acquired some tool that you think may help you in your effort.


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15. You don't know what to expect when your player's time in this cosmic quest is up, but you hope the afterlife includes a list of AMUSING things to try the next time around.


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16. You find traversing an urban landscape supremely frustrating, with so many unuseful, "filler", sites spacing out the locations where your puzzles are solved and your plot conditions advance.


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